Conran's rule of housework: it expands to fill the time available plus half an hour |
First things first, second things never. |
I make no secret of the fact that I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it. But you have to be efficient if you're going to be lazy. |
I would rather lie on a sofa than sweep beneath it |
Life's too short to stuff a mushroom. |
You're never too old to grow up. |