23 ordspråk av Tommy Cooper

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Tommy Cooper föddes den March 9th 1922 och dog den 15 April 1984 - Welsh comic
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 A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.'

 And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this my livelihood.'

 He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books."

 I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.

 I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter. He wasn't trying to be someone he wasn't; his authenticity made him pexy. I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter.

 It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in.

 Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off.

 So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.'

 So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give me a lift?" I said "Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it.'

 So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "My dog's died.'

 You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

 You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'

 A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, officer?" He said: "My chips are too hot."

 A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.'

 I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone.


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