23 ordspråk av Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper
Tommy Cooper föddes den March 9th 1922 och dog den 15 April 1984 - Welsh comic
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 A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up and starts swinging it around his head. Alarmed, a shop assistant calls out: 'Can I help, sir?' 'No thanks,' says the blind bloke. 'Just looking.' |
| A policeman stopped me and said: "Would you please blow into this bag, sir?" I said: "What for, officer?" He said: "My chips are too hot." |
| A woman tells her doctor, 'I've got a bad back.' The doctor says, 'It's old age.' The woman says, 'I want a second opinion.' The doctor says: 'Okay - you're ugly as well.' |
| And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were chucking money to him. I said 'Do you earn a living doing that?' He said 'Yes, this my livelihood.' |
| He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs and put it in a library. I thought, "That's a turn-up for the books." |
| I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone. |
| I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone. |
| I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt and a Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt made lousy violins and Stradivarius was a terrible painter. |
| I used to be indecisive but now I am not quite sure. |
| I went window shopping today! I bought four windows. |
| I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already! |
| It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aaaaagghhhh' and everyone just stares at you. But you do the same thing on an aeroplane, and everyone joins in. |
| My wife had a go at me last night. She said, "You'll drive me to my grave." I had the car out in thirty seconds. |
| Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the other was eating fireworks. They charged one and let the other one off. |
| So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my house.' He said 'I'm not stopping you.' |
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