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Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance |
Cats are dangerous companions for writers because cat watching is a near-perfect method of writing avoidance |
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Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man. |
Cats were put into the world to disprove the dogma that all things were created to serve man. |
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I found out why cats drink out of the toilet. My mother told me it's because the water is cold in there. And I'm like, how did my mother know that? |
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If toast always lands butter-side down, and cats always land on their feet, what happens if you strap toast on the back of a cat and drop it? |
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It's for her own good that the cat purrs |
Keep no more cats than will catch mice |