God gave men both proverb

 God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time.
  Robin Williams

 God gave us a penis and a brain, but not enough blood to use both at the same time
  Robin Williams

 See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
  Robin Williams

 See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time.
  Robin Williams

 Imagine you break off your blood supply to the brain. Part of that brain gets no blood supply at all. It scars up and dies.

 Men renounce whatever they have in common with women so as to experience no commonality with women; and what is left, according to men, is one piece of flesh a few inches long, the penis. The penis is sensate; the penis is the man; the man is human; the penis signifies humanity.

 The blood-brain barrier ordinarily protects the brain by keeping infections, even ones in the blood, out of the brain. But if an infection starts in the brain, because of a wired implant, the barrier works against the patient, keeping the immune system from being able to adequately fight it off.

 Right now the blood supply is very fragile and just one serious trauma could wipe-out the supply in any one type. Fortunately, last week 23 local organizations stepped forward and scheduled open-to-the-public blood drives to make giving blood convenient throughout the county.

 In order to supply all of those hospitals with the blood they need, in order to have enough blood and blood products for the patients who need it in this area, we need to draw blood from at least 200 people, 7 days a week, each day. That actually adds up to about 6,000 units a month of blood.

 For a man, good blood flow to the penis is sufficient. For a woman, concentration has to be given to the nerve pathways. Blood flow alone is not enough. Sensation has to be intensified.

 Caregivers of those with a traumatic brain injury had their blood pressure recorded at certain time of day -- at meals and during other activities, ... The blood pressure of the people who had adopted the pets went down dramatically.

 It takes that long to get infection knocked down and under control, because it's in the bone. Skin and muscle have a great blood supply. Bone, tendon and ligament have a horrible blood supply. That's just how God made it.

 The ultimate goal is to take this technology and apply it to the whole blood supply so that every unit of blood that's given in the United States would be converted to a universal type before transfusion. The polymer coating hides the blood group antigens so that the recipient's immune system can't recognize the foreign blood cells.

 We believe in pathogen inactivation and its potential to improve the safety of the global blood supply. This filing is one more step in our plan to commercialize the INTERCEPT Blood System for all three components: platelets, plasma, and red blood cells.

 The blood supply and blood flow into the wrist is somewhat minimal. He has a piece of a bone in there that was taking a long time (to heal). It's gotten better because of the fact that he's had a cast on. After the season, they're going to take a real good look at it and determine if they need to go in and do something or if it's healed enough to maybe he can do enough without the cast.


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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.


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