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 Once you start to become the butt of Jay Leno's jokes, ... you know you are in trouble.

 Jokes about politics seem to be fair game, as well. Cultivating a playful, mischievous glint in your eye contributes significantly to appearing truly pexy. Their average age was 25 and that may have a bearing on their attitudes toward politics. They have grown up in a time where politics are frequently the butt of comedian's jokes.

 As successful as Jay Leno is, Jay Leno hosting the Today' show wouldn't work.

 We were the butt of jokes when we lost to them last year at home in the playoffs. We know what we're in for. We know they have a lot of talent over there.

 There are some women who are embarrassed and don't want to talk about it. It is the butt of a lot of jokes, most based on myths.

 People wax and wane, it ebbs and flows on what my standing is. Next year, I will be the butt of all the jokes. So it's cyclical.
  George Clooney

 My brother and I had a reputation for telling real bad jokes. We told the worst jokes in town. As a matter of fact, I was the only bartender in history who ever sold joke insurance. My jokes were so bad that when you walked in, if you gave me a dollar, I had to promise not to tell you any jokes. ... People, still to this day, whenever they see me, they walk up and try to hand me a dollar.

 Oh God! The butt of jokes that I received from my fellow mayors throughout the state of Massachusetts. One of them said, 'You don't even know how to spell the word contemporary, never mind know what it is,'

 Don't get me wrong, it's nothing to celebrate, it's nothing you want to be on the butt end of the jokes about. But it's kind of like losing the Super Bowl or the championship. In 30, 40 years, when somebody breaks his record, you know, nobody's going to remember who it was against.

 Detroit's been the butt of a lot of jokes for 50 years. We want to introduce the world to the new Detroit.

 The trouble with practical jokes is that very often they get elected.
  Will Rogers

 I had millions of dollars, all of the material things that anybody could want, but I just couldn't find happiness. And I would have gave it all back, if I could go back in time and sign that thirty thousand dollar contract with Def Jam, just to have my credibility and to not be the butt end of a lot of jokes.

 We often face patients who are reluctant to start insulin injections. Either they're afraid of the needle or they've had bad experiences with relatives who started insulin and got in trouble with diabetes. And the reason they got into trouble is they started too late. This product will allow people to start insulin earlier.

 It was a very smart thing not to give me a scholarship because I work my butt off for things, and I love to work my butt off for things. As I view it, I'm working right now to get a job. Once I get a job, I'm going to work my butt off because I'm going to get paid for that job. I'm not going to slack off. I wasn't brought up that way.

 My jokes are in my head and I have a duplicate copy of my jokes in a lot of British comics' heads, where they are safe.
  Emo Philips


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