[Andy Milonakis, one of the more polarizing comedians to hit the airwaves recently and star of his own stream of consciousness weirdfest on MTV, The Andy Milonakis Show , will soon be releasing a rap album . A funny rap album that is, with] real producers. ... Nick and T-Dog's P-H-Fat Rap. |
I got these pants. |
I just want $1 million next season, that's all I want, |
I talked on the phone with the Trackboyz, they did a song with Nelly and with J-Kwon, and they're interested and they have really good beats. |
I wrote the lyrics, ... It was cool because it was the first movie I got, and I was just sitting at home in my disgusting apartment writing lyrics. ... I sent it back and forth to Rob [McKittrick, the film's writer/director], and he was like, 'All right, try to punch this part up, punch that part up, include a little blurb about being a busboy.' We went back and forth about 20 times. |
I'll write it in - in marker. |
I'm actually gonna do an album soon, yeah, ... It's gonna be comedy, the lyrics are all gonna be really wacky and comedic, but we're gonna get real hip-hop producers and try to make it sound like a real hip-hop CD. |
It takes much, much longer to film a show with so many setups and so many bits. It'd be much easier to do eight long bits and that's it. |
It's ridiculous, ... Like, 'Why would he beat his shelf? Why? Why, Andrew Milonakis?' And then I say, 'Stop asking yourself questions and calling yourself Andrew Milonakis!' And I never listen. |
Pee-pees and vajay-jays, ... Mind your pees and vees. |
totally ridiculous and funny lyrics. |
When I moved here, he bought me a bed. Was that from Costco? |
You are just constantly cleaning stuff up; you don't get to bring out big plates of nice food. You get to take it away when it's all chewed up by some idiot. |
Your face makes my soul want to eat chocolate pudding! |