I had some friends here from North Carolina who'd never seen a homer, so I gave them a couple. |
If I had done everything I was supposed to, I'd be leading the league in homers, have the highest batting average, have given $100,000 to the Cancer Fund and be married to Marie Osmond. |
The sun don't shine on the same dog's ass all the time. |
Winning isn't everything. Wanting to win is. |