But when it comes to Chicago pizza -- it's a constant debate, |
Do I know you? Are you an actor? |
Oh, [ '70s Show 's] Laurie Forman! I know who you are! |
Oh, I'm getting a divorce because I cheated on my husband and I'm now going to sleep with his brother and don't ask questions, just make out! |
That's okay, I'll just stay in my parents house and find another rich virginal fiancé to marry. |
The thing is, you have to plan ahead. You pay on Monday in cash or money order and pick them up on Thursday. I know I'll be shopping for groceries every week, so I can plan for that. Christmastime is another easy way to do it. |
This year our family has saved $750 in tuition; it was $373 the first year and $577 last year. But you would be surprised at how few families are in the program, a lot of people just don't understand it, so we keep trying to educate them. |
We're always sitting around talking about what we miss about Chicago, |
With children, they don't really have that much of a life to reflect back on. Getting a perspective is therefore much more difficult. |
Without jobs, what are we going to do? |
You're Emerson Ives! Are you really a virgin? |