The women who inspired this play deserved to be smacked across the head with a meat ax and that, I flatter myself, is exactly what I smacked them with. |
There are no hopeless situations; there are only men who have grown hopeless about them. |
There is nothing harder than the softness of indifference. |
There is nothing like a good dose of another woman to make a man appreciate his wife. |
They are vulgar and dirty-minded and alien to grace, and I would not, if I could, which I hasten to say I cannot, cross their obscenities with a wit which is foreign to them and gild their futilities with the glamour which by birth and breeding and performance they do not possess. |
They say women talk too much. If you have worked in Congress you know that the filibuster was invented by men. |
Thoughts have no sex |
Women know what men have long forgotten. The ultimate economic and spiritual unit of any civilization is still the family. |
You know, that's the only good thing about divorce; you get to sleep with your mother. |