133 ordspråk av Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck föddes den 21 Februar 1927 och dog den 24 April 1996 - US writer comic
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 Housework is a treadmill from futility to oblivion with stop-offs at tedium and counter productivity.

 Housework, if you do it right, will kill you.

 How come anything you buy will go on sale next week?

 Humor is a spontaneous, wonderful bit of an outburst that just comes. It's unbridled, it's unplanned, it's full of surprises.

 Humorists can never start to take themselves seriously. It's literary suicide.

 I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

 I am not a glutton - I am an explorer of food

 I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage.

 I don't know when pepper mills in a restaurant got to be right behind frankincense and myrrh in prominence. It used to be in a little jar that sat next to the salt on the table and everyone passed it around, sneezed, and it was no big deal.

 I have a hat. It is graceful and feminine and give me a certain dignity, as if I were attending a state funeral or something. Someday I may get up enough courage to wear it, instead of carrying it.

 I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.

 I have a theory about the human mind. A brain is a lot like a computer. It will only take so many facts, and then it will go on overload and blow up.

 I haven't trusted polls since I read that 62% of women had affairs during their lunch hour. I've never met a woman in my life who would give up lunch for sex.

 I never leaf through a copy of National Geographic without realizing how lucky we are to live in a society where it is traditional to wear clothes.

 I take a very practical view of raising children. I put a sign in each of their rooms: ''Checkout Time is 18 years.''


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