133 ordspråk av Erma Bombeck

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Erma Bombeck föddes den 21 Februar 1927 och dog den 24 April 1996 - US writer comic
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 What's with you men? Would hair stop growing on your chest if you asked directions somewhere?

 When a child is locked in the bathroom with water running and he says he's doing nothing but the dog is barking, call 911.

 When humor goes, there goes civilization.

 When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me.

 When I stand before God at the end of my life, I would hope that I would not have a single bit of talent left, and could say, "I used everything you gave me."

 When my kids become wild and unruly, I use a nice, safe playpen. When they're finished, I climb out.

 When you're an orthodox worrier, some days are worse than others

 When your mother asks, "Do you want a piece of advice?" it is a mere formality. It doesn't matter if you answer yes or no. You're going to get it anyway.

 Who in their infinite wisdom decreed that Little League uniforms be white? Certainly not a mother.

 Why would anyone steal a shopping cart? It's like stealing a two-year-old.

 You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.

 You hear a lot of dialogue on the death of the American family. Families aren't dying. They're merging into big conglomerates.

 Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can lift a dog twice their own weight and dump him into the bathtub.


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