Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine |
Before you can hit the jackpot, you have to put a coin in the machine |
Don´t order one for the road, because the road is already laid out. |
Funny is an attitude. |
Get well cards have become so humorous that if you don't get sick you're missing half the fun. |
I was very impressed with him, and I was always amazed that he wasn't well educated, ... But in his simple way, he was dynamic and exciting. |
It would be ridiculous for me to say anything negative regarding blacks having an equal opportunity on TV. After all, I was number one in the ratings four times last year and twice this season. What could be more damn equal than that? If they get any more equal, I don't want it. |
It's later than it's ever been. |
Most drag impersonations are a drag. But everyone can like Geraldine. The secret of my success with Geraldine is that she's not a put-down of women. She's smart, she's trustful, she's loyal, she's sassy. Most drag impersonations are a drag. But women can like Geraldine, men can like Geraldine, everyone can like Geraldine. |
My show is my statement. What I have to say is on the screen. My life is my own. I don't want to talk about my private self. Why should I? |
The cost of living is going up and the chance of living is going down. |
The devil made me do it |
The devil made me do it |
The devil made me do it. |
Violence is a tool of the ignorant. |