...Because it is too damn hard, I can't even begin to explain to you how much I gonna miss you. When I think about not seeing you everyday, it makes me not want to go. |
(Joey walks in wearing Chandler's clothes) JOEY: Hi. I'm Chandler. Could I BE wearing anymore clothes? |
[after Chandler kisses Kathy] Joey: You're so far past the line, you can't even see the line. The line is a dot to you. |
[after Ross comes in dressed as a SPUDnik]
Chandler: Suddenly I don't have the worst costume anymore. |
[after settling a fight between Monica and Rachel]
Phoebe: Hey, if we were in prison, you guys would be like my bitches |
[Chandler walks in]
Joey: You know, with that goatee, you kinda look like Satan. |
[Joey is making marinara sauce and filling every container possible with it. Chandler enters] Chandler: Whoa, whoa, so I'm guessing you didn't get the part... or Italy called and said it was hungry. |
[On living alone] Joey: I thought it'd be great, you know? have some time alone with my thoughts... turns out, I don't have as many thoughts as you'd think. |
[Phoebe just found out about Monica and Chandler's relationship]
Phoebe: I can't believe it. I mean think it's great. For him, she might be able to do better. |
[Playing football] Monica: Okay Phoebs, you know what you’re doing right? Phoebe: Yeah. Monica: Okay, Joey’s gonna catch the ball and you and I are gonna block. Phoebe: What’s block? Monica: Phoebe, I thought you said you knew what you’re doing. Phoebe: I thought you meant in life. |
[Reading Rachel's romance novel.] Monica: 'Throbbing pens? Don't wanna be around when he writes with those.' |
[Ross coming back from bathroom, getting ready to play poker with Rachel] Ross: Your money is mine, Green. Rachel: Your fly is open, Geller. |
[Ross is trying to cheer Chandler up who won't get out of his sweatpants] Ross: C'mon man, just take em off, just take em off and we'll have some fun. |
[Ross is walking down the aisle at Chandler and Monica's wedding] Ross: Wow. This is the first time I've walked down the aisle without the possibility of it ending in divorce. |
[These worries now have a global dimension. The 2003 report of the U.S. House of Representatives Advisory Group on Public Diplomacy for the Arab and Muslim World stated that ``Arabs and Muslims are ... bombarded with American sitcoms, violent films and other entertainment, much of which distorts the perceptions of viewers.'' The report made clear that what seems innocuous to Americans can cause problems abroad:] A Syrian teacher of English asked us plaintively for help in explaining American family life to her students. She asked, `Does ... show a typical family?' |