Divorce is a declaration of independence with only two signers. |
Elections are held to delude the populace into believing that they are participating in government. |
If the first person who answers the phone cannot answer your question it's a bureaucracy. If the first person can answer your question, it's a miracle. |
In our society a man is known by the company he owns. |
It is hard to say why politicians are called servants, unless it is because a good one is hard to find. |
It is unfair to believe everything we hear about lawyers, some of it might not be true. |
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. |
Traditionally the great men of our country have sprung from poor environments; that being so, it would appear we have long suffered from a severe lack of poverty. |
Where there is life there is wishful thinking. |