A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. |
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own flowers. |
Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin. |
For some time I've had my eye on Tom McCall's seat-which is a great deal more than he's had on it. |
I feel I'm as qualified for office as any of the other comedians who are running. |