I could be such a wonderful wife to another wife’s husband. |
It's true love because if he said quit drinking martinis but I kept on drinking them and the next morning I couldn't get out of bed, he wouldn't tell me he told me. |
Love and Shrimp. |
Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. |
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier. |
Lust is what keeps you wanting to do it even when you have no desire to be with each other. Love is what makes you want to be with each other even when you have no desire to do it. |
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. |
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him or he falls out of love with you, it keeps you together until you fall in again. |
Strength is the ability to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands - and then eat just one of those pieces |
Strength is the capacity to break a chocolate bar into four pieces with your bare hands- and then eat just one of the pieces. |
Superstition is foolish, childish, primitive and irrational -- but how much does it cost you to knock on wood? |
The Sweetest of Nights |
When he is late for dinner and I know he must be either having an affair or lying dead in the street, I always hope he's dead |
You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. |