Computers can now keep a man's every transgression recorded in a permanent memory bank, duplicating with complex programming and intricate wiring a feat his wife handles quite well without fuss or fanfare |
He who laughs last has planned to tell the story first. |
Imagination is something that sits up with Dad and Mom the first time their teenager stays out late. |
Remember when atmospheric contaminants were romantically called stardust? |
Remember when atmospheric contaminants were romantically called stardust? |
Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address. |
To Err is human; to refrain from laughing, humane. |