In the game of life it's a good idea to have a few early losses, which relives you of the pressure of trying to maintain an undefeated season. |
My back was wonderful, |
My divorce came to me as a complete surprise. That's what happens when you haven't been home in eighteen years. |
My wife doesn't care what I do when I'm away, as long as I don't have a good time |
No one who ever had lessons would have a swing like mine. |
Nobody buy you and your caddie care what you do out there, and if your caddie is betting against you, he doesn't care, either. |
Now the question is a little bit of practice and a little bit of strength. I need some strength. I don't have any power to get the ball up and, you know, work different shots. |
One of the nice things about the Senior Tour is that we can take a cart and cooler. If your game is not going well, you can always have a picnic. |
Pressure is playing for $50 a hole with only $5 in your pocket. |
Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket. |
Pressure is playing for ten dollars when you don't have a dime in your pocket. |
Pressure is when you play for five dollars a hole with only two in your pocket. |
Putts get real difficult the day they hand out the money. |
Somewhere along the line I'll be recognized as one of the top players in the Nicklaus era. That's all I want to be remembered for. |
The older I get the better I used to be! |