The only thrilling thing about a long drive is if you can find it. There's a lot of guys out there that hit the ball a long way that are starving. |
There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars |
There is no such thing as a natural touch. Touch is something you create by hitting millions of golf balls. |
They say I'm famous for my delicate chip shots. |
This place [Augusta National] rejects me like a skin transplant. |
What if Isao Aoki had won? |
When God wants to play through, you let him. |
When it comes to the game of life, I figure I've played the whole course. |
When they asked me to do this, I said, 'Are you kidding me?' ... There are a lot of people that'd kill to play with this guy for two rounds. It's two days I'll never forget. Playing with Arnold Palmer at this time in my life, it was just wonderful. |
Winning isn't everything. It's the money you make doing it that's everything. |
Years ago I had a 1-iron I could hit 260 yards through a doorway. Now I can hit it through the keyhole. |
Yes, I think I have the best swing on the Tour. Why have scores comedown in the last ten years? Partly because they are imitating me. |
You can have brilliant ideas, but if you can't get them across, your ideas won't get you anywhere. |
You can make a lot of money in this game. Just ask my ex-wives. Both of them are so rich that neither of their husbands work. |
You can talk to a fade but a hook won't listen. |