A politician is a man who will double cross that bridge when he comes to it. |
A pun is the lowest form of humor - when you don't think of it first |
An epigram is only a wisecrack that's played at Carnegie Hall. |
An epigrams is a gag that's played Carnegie Hall |
Behind the phony tinsel of Hollywood lies the real tinsel. |
Every time I look at you I get a fierce desire to be lonesome |
Happiness isn't something you experience; it's something you remember. |
hypochondria, manic depression and addictions. |
I am no more humble than my talents require. |
I am no more humble than my talents require. |
I can remember Doris Day before she was a virgin. |
I don't drink; I don't like it - it makes me feel good |
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. |
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. |
I envy people who drink - at least they know what to blame everything on. |