Once I make up my mind, I'm full of indecision |
Politicians are like diapers. They both need changing regularly and for the same reason. |
Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I. |
Schizophrenia beats dining alone. |
Schizophrenia beats dining alone. |
So little time, so little to do |
Strip away the phony tinsel of Hollywood and you'll find the real tinsel underneath. |
The only difference between the Democrats and the Republicans is that the Democrats allow the poor to be corrupt, too. |
There are two sides to every question: my side and the wrong side. |
There is a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line. |
Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character. |
What the world needs is more geniuses with humility, there are so few of us left |
You can't possibly hear the last movement of Beethoven's Seventh and go slow. [explaining his way out of a speeding ticket] |