Baseball is dull only to dull minds. |
It's so cold today even the brass monkeys have stayed home! |
When I was in baseball and you went into the clubhouse, you didn't see ball players with curling irons. |
When I'm talking to a large audience, I imagine that I'm talking to a single person. |
Whenever you have a tight situation and there's a close pitch, the umpire gets a squawk no matter how he calls it. |
You have to be as fully prepared for the dull game as you are for the great game, or else you won't be prepared for the great one |