[And not a moment too soon, figures Colbert (the gifted humorist-performer, that is not the make-believe blowhard who shares the same name).] My character is self-important, poorly informed, well-intentioned, but an idiot, ... So we said, 'Let's give him a promotion.' |
an attractive vessel through which the river of truth can flow. |
And I wrote things for the school's newspaper, and - like all teenagers - I dabbled in poetry. |
As God said to Job, Checkmate |
as natural as a gorilla beating his chest. |
Bush has a real problem on his hands here, John: What honor should he bestow on Karl Rove? |
Doctors orders, Doctor love that is. |
Even the weather page is in a state of moral decay. What’s wrong with red, white and blue, USA Today? This rainbow weather map is just another example of the homometerological agenda. |
Every day, if I could find someone to play with me. If I couldn't find someone to play with me, I would work on my player character. |
Fake news executives are nicer than real news executives, though real news executives are funnier than fake news executives. They don’t know they’re being funny. |
He had a wonderful interview with Bono during the Republican National Convention in New York. It made me think twice about Bono. |
He thinks very highly of himself. |
He would be just as apprehensive as I was, before the first film came out. Really, really, really hoping - excited, obviously - but really, really hoping that they don't blow it. |
He's definitely the king, ... I have trouble watching his show. It's exhausting. |
He's the master, ... It's admirable. I watch him with my mouth open and think, 'How does he do it?' If I could only have a scrap of that. If only I could take all filters off my mouth, it would be so great. |