156 ordspråk av Bill Cosby

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Bill Cosby föddes den 12 juli 1937
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 I just felt wonderful about that. Just to erase all that mess about, 'Well, I'm either flipping burgers or doing drugs, you know, or getting shot.' You know, that kind of a thing,

 I recently turned fifty, which is young for a tree, midlife for an elephant, and ancient for a quarter miler, who's son now says, "Dad, I just can't run the quarter with you anymore unless I bring something to read."

 I remember once.

 I want to die before my wife, and the reason is this: If it is true that when you die, your soul goes up to judgment, I don't want my wife up there ahead of me to tell them things.

 I was told maybe nine years ago by an executive who was working for a major network that the networks from now on are going to be entertaining 13-year-old people, and that's what you see today.

 I wasn't always black... There was this freckle, and it got bigger and bigger.

 I wish that every new and young comedian would understand what Richard was about and not confuse his genius with his language usage.

 I'm here for a friend. I brought a couple of boxes of chocolate Jell-O.

 I'm not saying looting is good, ... But I'm saying surely at a time when your child needs diapers and you need food, when does looting stop ...

 I'm not sure if my parents had me because they loved me, or because they wanted someone to watch their other children.

 If my father ever told me that, ... I'd tear the corner off a piece of paper and say, 'There you are, Dad. Go ahead. Wail me.'

 If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him take comfort from the fact that whatever he does in any fathering situation has a fifty percent chance of being right.

 If you read my sixth-grade report card, you'd notice that I started with unsatisfactory grades. My teacher sent a note home to my mother that said I was a 'good boy' but I 'needed to be watched.' She put a 'body' on me. Our children are trying to tell us something. They are trying to tell the black mayors, school superintendents, teachers - all of us, that they need a whole lot of bodies on them.

 Immortality is a long shot, I admit. But somebody has to be first.

 In dealing with kids, no matter how little we understand their explanations, we must always remember that we're the adults. What this means I have no idea. It certainly means nothing to the kids, who instinctively seem to know that adults are merely strange people who have dopey ideas like "Stop throwing peas at your sister."


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