In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than your fear of failure. |
In spite of the six thousand manuals on child raising in the bookstores, child raising is still a dark continent and no one really knows anything. You just need a lot of love and luck -- and, of course, courage. |
Is the glass half full, or half empty?
It depends on whether you're pouring, or drinking. |
It doesn't have to be that way. |
It is a point of pride for the American male to keep the same size jockey shorts for his entire life. |
It isn't a matter of black is beautiful as much as it is white is not all that's beautiful |
It's more blessed to give than to receive -- especially kittens. |
It's painful, but we can't heal ourselves unless we cleanse the wounds. |
Ladies and gentlemen, the lower economic and lower middle economic people are not holding their end in this deal. In the neighborhood that most of us grew up in, parenting is not going on. |
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. |
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin each day with coffee and obituaries. |
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is still in its infancy. |
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but it didn't because parenting can only be learned by people who have no children. |
My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for her breasts to grow. |
My grandpa didn't believe in hugging and kissing, or saying "I love you." His love had to do with the way he treated you. When he said, "We're going here, we're going there," he was telling me about life. That was his love for me. My love for him was listening to what he said, keeping out of trouble, doing right, being fair. |