161 ordspråk av George Carlin
George Carlin
 What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30 years,>Read People Magazine your whole life...? Take a freakin' chance! |
| What does it mean to pre-board? Do you get on before you get on? |
| What if Alexander Graham Bell's name were Alexander Graham Siren? The phone wouldn't ring, it would GO OFF!! EERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!!! HELLO! HELLO!! |
| What makes me nervous is when I am at an airport and the stewardess says get on the plane. I say fuck you I'm getting in the plane, it's alot nicer in there. |
| When cheese gets it's picture taken, what does it say? |
| When I got out of high school they retired my jersey, but it was for hygiene and sanitary reasons |
| When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse |
| When I was a kid, if a guy got killed in a western movie I always wondered who got his horse |
| When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day? |
| When Thomas Edison worked late into the night on the electric light, he had to do it by gas lamp or candle. I'm sure it made the work seem that much more urgent. |
| When you step on the brakes your life is in your foot's hands |
| When you stress individualism, as this country does; materialism, as this country does; personal weaponry, as this country does; and racial hatred, which is part of our heritage as white Europeans; and then you add the volatile ingredient of "nothing |
| When you're born you get a ticket to the freak show. When you're born in America, you get a front row seat. |
| Who decides when the applause should die down? It seems like it's a group decision; everyone begins to say to themselves at the same time, "Well, okay, that's enough of that." |
| Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with |
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