Why is there so much controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who would be willing to test any drug they could come up with |
Without the laughs, the audience wouldn't be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian. |
Without the laughs, the audience wouldn’t be there at all, so in that sense, yes, I am a comedian, |
Writing books isn't a drastic departure from writing for the stage. I've always written in the long format, five, eight, 10-minute pieces rather than one-liners, so since writing books, the process hasn't changed much. A piece in my live routine can end up as part of one of my HBO specials, and it can also end up in one of the books. |
Writing books isn’t a drastic departure from writing for the stage, |
You can prick your finger, but don't finger your prick! |
You can't really find somebody that has been so prolific, so 'on the scene,' so popular and cutting-edge as Carlin. He is the Rolling Stones of stand-up. |
You get to play with people's little danger zones. |
You know an odd feeling? Sitting on the toilet eating a chocolate candy bar |
You know the good part about all those executions in Texas? Fewer Texans |
You live eighty years, and at best you get about six minutes of pure magic |