The best way to make a fire with two sticks is to make sure one of them is a match. |
The business of government is to keep the government out of business - that is, unless business needs government aid |
The crime of taxation is not in the taking it, it's in the way that it's spent. |
The Democrats and Republicans are equally corrupt -- it's only in the amount where the Republicans excel. |
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words. |
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal -- they have to live off each other--while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. |
The English should give Ireland home rule - and reserve the motion picture rights |
The farmer has to be an optimist or he wouldn't still be a farmer. |
The good old horse-and-buggy days: then you lived until you died and not until you were just run over. |
The greatest loss of time is delay and expectation. |
The health of nations is more important than the wealth of nations. |
The income tax has made liars out of more Americans than golf. |
The Income Tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. |
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf has. Even when you make a tax form out on the level, you don't know when it's through if you are a crook or a martyr. |
The Lord so constituted everybody that no matter what color you are you require the same amount of nourishment |