The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. |
The only time people dislike gossip is when you gossip about them. |
The only way to solve the traffic problems of the country is to pass a law that only paid-for cars are allowed to use the highways. That would make traffic so scarce, we could use our boulevards for children's playgrounds. |
The only way you can beat the lawyers is to die with nothing. |
The primary requisite for any new tax law is for it to exempt enough voters to win the next election |
The public perceives there are problems with the water system, and with the efficiency of the system. We need some leadership and to provide expertise in the area of efficiency. |
The quickest way to double your money is to fold it over and put it back in your pocket. |
The reason political party platforms are so long is that when you straddle anything it takes a long time to explain it. |
The Republicans have their splits right after election and Democrats have theirs just before an election. |
The rest of the people know the condition of the country, for they live in it, but Congress has no idea what is going on in America, so the president has to tell 'em. |
The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces. |
The schools ain't what they used to be and never was. |
The short memories of American voters is what keeps our politicians in office |
The South is dry and will vote dry. That is, everybody sober enough to stagger to the polls will. |
The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn't go out and make a down payment on a bigger bone. He buries the one he's got. |