He was a Beatle in a haystack. |
I didn't get old on purpose, it just happened. If you're lucky, it could happen to you. |
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who think they like our country more than I do. Some people's idea of patriotism is hating other countries. |
I don't like food that's too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I'd buy a painting. |
I don't pick subjects as much as they pick me. |
I just wish we knew a little less about his urethra and a little more about his arms sales to Iran. |
I liked not being the oldest person on the show. |
I'd like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off |
If dogs could talk, it would take a lot of the fun out of owning one |
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. |
If you smile when you are alone, then you really mean it. |
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything. |
It's not so much that I write well, I just don't write badly very often, and that passes for good on television. |
Making duplicate copies and computer printouts of things no one wanted even one of in the first place is giving America a new sense of purpose. |
Men wake up aroused in the morning. We can't help it. We just wake up and we want you. And the women are thinking, "How can he want me the way I look in the morning?" It's because we can't see you. We have no blood anywhere near our optic nerve. |