Arthur. |
Do unto others, then run. |
Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. |
I have a wild bunch of coconuts! |
I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one day I looked at her and thought: "Oh well," and I went back to smoking again, and that was better. |
I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. |
Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. |
Roses are reddish/ Violets are bluish/ If it weren't for Christmas/ We'd all be Jewish. |
The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to one. Next time you fly, cut the odds and take a bomb. |
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. |
Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. |
We have a little bit of everything. We have entertainment in the bar, a pool room and kids menus, we have a comedy club that has been going on for years and we always do something special with that on New Year's Eve. |