I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it. |
I can't imagine not having music in my life, playing for myself or for other people. |
I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the nose, I wouldn't have been a comic. |
I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on |
I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands |
In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock (Westminster Chimes) will hear the tune over a million times. |
It was very important to be here. It's a continuation of life, |
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it |
They also said it about a lot of nutcases. |