A liberal is a man who is right most of the time, but he's right too soon |
A writer is a person who has solutions for which there are no riddles. |
All the world's a stage, and all the clergymen critics. |
Anyone who doesn't miss the past never had a mother. |
Expert: Someone who brings confusion to simplicity |
Grief, and an estate, is joy understood, |
If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral |
If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral |
In union suits there is length |
It is harder for a poor man to be successful than it is for a rich man. |
Money is the best cosmetic |
Money is the best cosmetic |
Never underestimate the value of cold cash. |
Occasionally, when honesty was the best policy, he was honest |
Occasionally, when honesty was the best policy, he was honest |