Politics: The highest calling to the lowest falling |
Some of the dirtiest dogs, past and present, had mothers |
The best way to lose weight is to develop an orthodox belief in some religion that doesn't allow any fun |
The first step to wisdom is to avoid the common fallacy which considers everything profound that is obscure |
The most touching epitaph I ever encountered was on the tombstone of the printer of Edinburgh. It said simply: ''He kept down the cost and set the type right.'' |
The right man, in the right place, at the right time - can steal millions |
there is no such thing as a harmless truth. |
To a warden, Utopia is an escape-proof jail |
United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it |