We have an important decision to make now about who controls Iraq. You know, that's a critical question, because it's who we're going to be fighting in five to ten years.
We put our two 4-year-old minds together and came up with some jokes that 8-year-olds would like.
Well that's a nice thing,
Well that's a nice thing, ... Mom, I'm making millions now. I got you a new dryer.'
Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. With France and Germany. How did we screw that one up?
Whatever helps the sport is great.
When I worked with Willie Nelson, who is just about the nicest man I've ever worked with in my life, the sweetest, kindest man, I thought, 'If I'd have been gay, it would have saved me millions,'
Why do elephants go swimming? To get their trunks wet.
You always think, 'Ah, I could have done it better,' ... This lets you take all the best stories and all the best jokes and put them together.
You can't stay mad at somebody who makes you laugh.
You cannot be mad at somebody who makes you laugh - it's as simple as that.
You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bitch.
You see? That's the great thing about the second term: Who cares?
You sound like my wife. I have about 80 cars. It's getting a little silly.
You think, well, I can't cry anymore. You go, 'Oh gee,' and you see that pregnant mom, you see that father who lost a daughter.
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.