226 ordspråk av Jay Leno
Jay Leno
 The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to attack Iraq. Exxon, Mobil, Texaco, Chevron, they're all lining up. |
| The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. |
| The critics said, 'Well, Arnold can't be an administrator, he's an actor. Arnold can't be an environmentalist, he's an actor. Arnold can't be a governor, he's an actor,' |
| The Democrats are all over this. Democratic strategists feel John Kerry's war record means he can beat Bush. They say when it comes down to it voters will always vote for a war hero over someone who tried to get out of the war. I'll be sure to mention that to Bob Dole when I see him. |
| The game was so long, three of the relief pitchers' visas expired. You know why it took so long? Most of the steroids stopped working after the 12th inning |
| The guy he shot ... had a mild heart attack. To which Cheney said: 'Oh you big baby, I get those all the time. Come on, walk it off! |
| The latest word is that Saddam Hussein is now creating a buffer zone in Northern Iraq to defend against a northern invasion. Experts say if he's successful this could extend the length of the war by up to seven minutes. |
| The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. |
| The Pentagon said today they're sending another 100,000 troops into the Gulf. We have 250,000 there and another 100,000 on the way - it's Operation George Gone Wild. |
| The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. |
| The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. |
| The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be the designated driver. |
| The Sacramento Bee is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not going to run for governor. You know what would be better? Arnold should do what he does in the Terminator movies. He should go back in time and prevent Gray Davis from ever being born. That way you wouldn't have the problem. |
| The Secret Service has announced it is doubling its protection for
John Kerry You can understand why - with two positions on every issue, he has twice as many people mad at him. |
| The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. |
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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