226 ordspråk av Jay Leno
Jay Leno
 NBC fired pinhead Peter Arnett. He gave an interview on Iraqi television criticizing the U.S. military and saying our battle plan was all wrong. The good news is, after he said that, today he was given an honorary Oscar. |
| New Year's Eve, where auld acquaintance be forgot. Unless, of course, those tests come back positive |
| Newsweek reported that 87 Congressman are currently having affairs. In fact, that is why they have roll call ever morning, to see who is back from the motel. Last call Kennedy! I know these guys like to poll their constituents but this is ridiculous. |
| nice to see at least one Dodger scoring this year. |
| Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their patients a lethal injection. But they also went on to say that the patient would have to be really, really behind on payments. |
| No, I have a big hole that I throw money in now. |
| Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because he's just an ambitious guy with a famous name, who doesn't know anything about running the government. Didn't hurt George Bush. |
| Now the Democrats control the Senate. But the good news is that now the Republicans can admit that Strom Thurmond has been dead since 1988. |
| Now there are more overweight people in America than average-weight people. So overweight people are now average. Which means you've met your New Year's resolution. |
| Now, I have a Halloween mask I think you might get a kick out of. That's scary. |
| Obviously this guy didn't know what he was doing. A Ferrari Enzo won't leave the road at 160 mph unless you're doing something wrong. |
| Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick a running mate. Which is kind of a scary proposition when you think about it. I mean his dad picked Dan Quayle, an he isn't as smart as his dad. |
| On Monday, President Bush will reach his 100th day in office. It's a big milestone for him, surpassed all expectations. In fact, so has Dick Cheney. Cheney was only supposed to make it to day 73. |
| One of the interpreters hired by CBS for the Dan Rather/Saddam Hussein interview adopted a phony Arabic accent. You know, maybe CBS should have hired somebody with a fake Dan Rather accent to ask tougher questions. |
| or even if he was killed. But the joke worked and that was all that mattered to me. |
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