31 ordspråk av Jean Kerr

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Jean Kerr föddes den July 10th 1923 och dog den 5 January 2003 - US humorist
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 If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes along, you will find that, mercifully, they all blur together, leaving you with only one definite piece of information: french-fried potatoes are out.

 Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrella-no matter which way you turned, you got it in the eye.

 Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite.

 Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.

 Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

 One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind

 One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind

 One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is the assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind

 Some people have such a talent for making the best of a bad situation that they go around creating bad situations so they can make the best of them.

 The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain terrible.

 The real menace in dealing with a five-year -old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old

 When the grandmothers of today hear the word "Chippendales," they don't necessary think of chairs.

 When the grandmothers of today hear the word "Chippendales," they don't necessary think of chairs.

 Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks

 Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks


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