27 ordspråk av Jeff Foxworthy
Jeff Foxworthy
 Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks...but not the ones she's been givin' me lately. |
| The problem with the designated driver program, it's not a desirable job, but if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house. |
| There's a whole segment of the population with a mentality that bases good times on where they can go and what they can buy, |
| We don't do that here. We only take urine samples. |
| You don't have anything; you don't own anything. |
| You have to change those diapers every day. When those directions on the side of the Pampers box say, 'holds 6-12 pounds' they're not kidding! |
| You may be a redneck if . . . your lifetime goal is to own a fireworks stand. |
| You may be a redneck if . . . you have spent more on your pickup truck than on your education. |
| You may be a redneck if . . . you think you are an entrepreneur because of the "Dirt for Sale" sign in the front yard. |
| You might be a redneck if ...the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. |
| You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" any more |
| You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not "professional" any more |
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Proverb (1469544 st) Search
Categories (2627 st) Search
Authors (167535 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10495 st)
Died (3318 st)
Dates (9517 st)
Countries (5315 st)
Idiom (4438 st)
Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Här har vi samlat citat sedan 1990!
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Hur funkar det?
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