One may make their house a palace of sham, or they can make it a home, a refuge. |
One mustn't criticize other people on grounds where he can't stand perpendicular himself |
One of life's most over-valued pleasures is sexual intercourse; of one of life's least appreciated pleasures in defecation. |
One of my theories is that the hearts of men are about alike, no matter what their skin color. |
One of the brightest gems in the New England weather is the dazzling uncertainty of it. |
One of the most striking differences between a cat and a lie is that a cat has only nine lives. |
One of the proofs of the immortality of the soul is that myriads have believed it - they also believed the world was flat |
Only a government that is rich and safe can afford to be a democracy, for democracy is the most expensive and nefarious kind of government ever heard of on earth. |
Only he who has seen better days and lives to see better days again knows their full value |
Only kings, presidents, editors, and people with tapeworms have the right to use the editorial "we." |
Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law on the planet. |
Only strangers eat tamarinds - but they only eat them once |
Only when a republic's life is in danger should a man uphold his government when it is wrong. There is no other time. |
Optimist: Day-dreamer in his small clothes |
Optimist: Day-dreamer more elegantly spelled |