Persons attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted; persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons attempting to find a plot in it will be shot. By Order of the Author |
Pessimism is only the name that men of weak nerve give to wisdom. |
Pessimist: The optimist who didn't arrive |
Pilgrim's Progress, about a man who left his family, it didn't say why. The statements was interesting, but tough. |
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead |
Pity is for the living, envy is for the dead |
Poetry, like chastity, can be carried to far |
Prejudice is being down on something you're not up on |
Principles aren't of much account anyway, except at election time. After that you hang them up to let them season. |
Principles have no real force except when one is well-fed. |
Probably nor'east to sou'west winds varying to the southard and westard and eastard and points between; high and low barometer, sweeping round from place to place; probably areas of rain, snow, heat and drought, succeeded or preceded by earth quakes |
Probably there is nothing in the world so suggestive of serene contentment and perfect bliss as the spectacle of a calf chewing a dishrag, but the nearest approach to it is your reedy tenor, standing apart, in sickly attitude, with head thrown back a |
Prophecy: Two bull's eyes out of a possible million |
Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks. |
Prosperity is the best protector of principle |