Roots. |
Sacred cows make the best hamburger |
Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination |
Satan hasn't a single salaried helper; the Opposition employ a million |
Scientists have odious manners, except when you prop up their theory; then you can borrow money of them. |
Seasickness: at first you are so sick you are afraid you will die, and then you are so sick you are afraid you won't die. |
Senator: Person who makes laws in Washington when not doing time |
She is not refined. She is not unrefined. She keeps a parrot. |
She was not quite what you would call refined. She was not quite what you would call unrefined. She was the kind of person that keeps a parrot. |
Shut the door not that it lets in the cold but that it lets out the coziness. |
Sing like no one's listening, love like you've never been hurt, dance like nobody's watching, and live like its heaven on earth. |
Slang in a woman's mouth is not obscene, it only sounds so |
So far as I am able to judge, nothing has been left undone, either by man or nature, to make India the most extraordinary country that the sun visits on his rounds. Nothing seems to have been forgotten, nothing overlooked. |
Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly in the long run. |
Some civilized women would lose half their charm without dress and some would lose all of it. |