A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once |
A bachelor is one who enjoys the chase but does not eat the game. |
A lewd bachelor makes a jealous husband |
A smile is a curve that sets everything straight. |
Aim high, and you won't shoot your foot off |
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will choose your rest home. |
Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed |
Best way to get rid of kitchen odors: Eat out |
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room. |
Christmas is a time when everybody wants his past forgotten and his present remembered. What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day. |
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shoveling the sidewalk before it stops snowing |
Fang drops so much food on his ties we keep them in the refrigerator |
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move |
For Fang, getting out of bed in the morning is a career move |
He was in the air most of the time ... on the air, in the air, one way or the other. It was his thing and this was his airport. |