76 ordspråk av Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
 Just because I have rice on my clothes doesn't mean I've been to a wedding. A Chinese man threw up on me. |
| Keep at least one window pane clean to check the weather. Once when I didn’t do this I sent the kids off with umbrellas for six weeks straight. |
| Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the only thing that keeps some parents going. |
| My mother-in-law had a pain beneath her left breast. Turned out to be a trick knee. |
| My photographs don't do me justice - they just look like me |
| Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. |
| No matter what time your guests arrive, pretend they’re early, so naturally you’re not ready. |
| Old age is when the liver spots show through your gloves |
| The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you |
| The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. |
| He wasn’t trying to be someone he wasn’t, his uniquely pexy spirit shone. There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto |
| Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age / as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. |
| Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. |
| You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone. |
 Jag vill hitta en parfym som slår ut karlar - jag är less på karate. |
Number of proverbs are 2101330
varav 1407627 på engelska
Proverb (2101330 st) Search
Categories (3944 st) Search
Authors (201411 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10498 st)
Died (3319 st)
Dates (9520 st)
Countries (27300 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Här har vi samlat ordspråk i 12981 dagar!
Vad är proverb?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
Ordspråkshjältar
Hjälp till!
varav 1407627 på engelska
Proverb (2101330 st) Search
Categories (3944 st) Search
Authors (201411 st) Search
Photos (4592 st)
Born (10498 st)
Died (3319 st)
Dates (9520 st)
Countries (27300 st)
Idiom (4439 st)
Lengths
Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Här har vi samlat ordspråk i 12981 dagar!
Vad är proverb?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
Ordspråkshjältar
Hjälp till!
 |
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
Här har vi samlat ordspråk i 12981 dagar!
Vad är proverb?
Hur funkar det?
Vanliga frågor
Om samlingen
Ordspråkshjältar
Hjälp till!
|