59 ordspråk av Phyllis Diller
Phyllis Diller
 The real reason your pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't see him laughing at you |
| The reason women don't play football is because 11 of them would never wear the same outfit in public. |
| There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem? |
| There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto |
| Tranquilizers work only if you follow the advice on the bottle--keep away from children. |
| We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. |
| We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. |
| We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them to walk and talk and the next twelve telling them to sit down and shut up. |
| What I don't like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day |
| Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age / as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight. |
| Women want men, careers, money, children, friends, luxury, comfort, independence, freedom, respect, love, and a three-dollar pantyhose that won't run. |
| You can say the nastiest things about yourself without offending anyone. |
| You know you're old if they have discontinued your blood type |
| You know you're old if your walker has an airbag |
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Proverb (1469535 st) Search
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Photos (4592 st)
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Dates (9517 st)
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Toplists (6 st)
This website focuses on proverbs in the Swedish, Danish and Norwegian languages, and some parts including the links below have not been translated to English. They are mainly FAQs, various information and webpages for improving the collection.
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