"Perfectly Scandalous" was one of those plays in which all of the actors unfortunately enunciated very clearly |
A boy can learn a lot from a dog: obedience, loyalty, and the importance of turning around three times before lying down. |
A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down. |
A great many people have come up to me and asked how I manage to get so much work done and still keep looking so dissipated. |
A man of forty today has nothing to worry him but falling hair, inability to button the top button, failing vision, shortness of breath, a tendency of the collar to shut off all breathing, trembling of the kidneys to whatever tune the orchestra is playing, and a general sense of giddiness when the matter of rent is brought up. Forty is Life's Golden Age. |
An ardent supporter of the hometown team should go to a game prepared to take offense, no matter what happens. |
Anyone can do any amount of work, provided it isn't the work he is supposed be doing at that moment. |
As for me, except for an occasional heart attack, I feel as young as I ever did. |
as gay and thirsty a gentleman as I ever encountered. |
Behind every argument is someone's ignorance. |
Breaking the ice in the pitcher seems to be a feature of the early lives of all great men. |
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that a child cannot do much harm one way or another. |
Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other. |
Death ends a life, not a relationship. |
Death ends a life, not a relationship. |