52 ordspråk av Robert Benchley
Robert Benchley
If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.
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If Mr. Einstein doesn't like the natural laws of the universe, let him go back to where he came from.
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If you realize that all things change, there is nothing you will try to hold on to. If you are not afraid of dying, there is nothing you cannot achieve.
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If you think that you have caught a cold, call in a good doctor. Call in three good doctors and play bridge.
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In America there are two classes of travel - first class, and with children.
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In America,
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It is rather to be chosen than great riches, unless I have omitted something from the quotation
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It took me fifteen years to discover that I had no talent for writing, but I couldn't give it up because by that time I was too famous
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Most of the arguments to which I am party fall somewhat short of being impressive, owing to the fact that neither I nor my opponent knows what we are talking about.
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So who's in a hurry?
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STREETS FULL OF WATER. PLEASE ADVISE.
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STREETS FULL OF WATER. PLEASE ADVISE.
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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
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Tell us your phobias and we will tell you what you are afraid of.
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The biggest obstacle to professional writing is the necessity for changing a typewriter ribbon.
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