A compliment is verbal sunshine |
A compliment is verbal sunshine |
A toast to the weapons of war, may they rust in peace |
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. |
A vacation is having nothing to do and all day to do it in. |
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? |
Do your kids a favor - don't have any. |
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success. |
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. |
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. |
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet. |
Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket |
I got a Valentine's Day card from my girl. It said, 'Take my heart! Take my arms! Take my lips!' Which is just like her. Keeping the best part for herself. |
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home. |
I understand the big food companies are developing a tearless onion. I think they can do it -- after all, they've already given us tasteless bread. |