If you can laugh together, you can work together |
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. |
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian. |
In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh. |
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities are selling at the same price. |
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings. |
Inflation: Everyone's illusion of wealth |
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rather than all major credit cards. |
Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights! |
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, back taxes, back rent, back auto payments. |
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to keep in touch. |
Never raise your hand to your children ð it leaves your midsection unprotected |
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. |
Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people. |
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away. |