Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. |
Spring is God's way of saying, 'One more time!' |
The Playboy calendar this year has some tip-top models. Any more top and they'd tip. |
There are days when it takes all you've got just to keep up with the losers. |
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. |
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lungs there'd be no place to put it all. |
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator. |
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. |
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so. |
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down. |
What bothers me about TV is that it tends to take our minds off our minds. |
With my luck, if I ever invested in General Motors, they'd bust it to Corporal! |