Any kid who has two parents who are interested in him and has a houseful of books isn't poor. |
Don't watch the clock; do what it does. Keep going. |
For attractive lips, speak words of kindness. For lovely eyes, seek out the good in people. For a slim figure, share your food with the hungry. For beautiful hair, let a child run his fingers through it once a day. For poise, walk with the knowledge you'll never walk alone |
Happiness is a by-product. You cannot pursue it by itself. |
I admit that: my wife is outspoken, but by whom? |
I'm going to stop putting things off, starting tomorrow! |
If you die in an elevator, be sure to push the Up button. |
If you want to know how your girl will treat you after marriage, just listen to her talking to her little brother. |
Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children |
Insanity is hereditary; you can get it from your children |
Insanity is my only means of relaxation |
It was on my fifth birthday that Papa put his hand on my shoulder and said, 'Remember, my son, if you ever need a helping hand, you'll find one at the end of your arm.' |
It's a good thing that when God created the rainbow he didn't consult a decorator or he would still be picking colors. |
It's so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don't say it. |
Just try to be happy. Unhappiness starts with wanting to be happier. |